thingshappentome:

Relationship qualifications:

1. Tell me my hair looks nice
2. Pretend obscure pop culture references are funny
3. Dresses
4. Keep telling me my hair looks nice
5. I think that’s it

(Reblogged from wealthypizzalover76)

pretty pleased that everything’s positive about sagittarius

i’m fine with “blunt,” that’s not an insult

your zodiac sign sucks mine’s rad

(Source: calumashtons)

(Reblogged from winterthenotsobearded)
(Reblogged from wealthypizzalover76)

glowcloud:

i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

(Reblogged from free-range-organic-sofa)

taco-bell-rey:

"the test is today"

image

(Reblogged from sweetraritea)
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jamieprivateschoolgirl:

royalbloood:

you should want a bad street like this

omg

jamieprivateschoolgirl:

royalbloood:

you should want a bad street like this

omg

(Source: royalbloood)

(Reblogged from alwaysbraveandkindofrighteous)

joshpeck:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though

why was there temporary internet

with a few people searching for pokemon?

image

(Source: neilcicierega)

(Reblogged from winterthenotsobearded)

flowergirlrobichiko:

thecatsmustbecrazy:

special delivery

BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER’S HEAD

(Reblogged from sweetraritea)
  • robot: i don't understand. what is... love?
  • scientist: oh... well. i. love is-
  • robot: ahahaha i'm just fucking with you. anyway i found some cool swords online i want you to buy for me
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