needlekind:

if you get a group of at least five people between their late teens and early/middish twenties and have one of them quote spongebob squarepants i swear to god they can kill half an hour at minimum just quoting random and often unrelated spongebob snippets back and forth at each other nigh verbatim without any other conversation, this is basically science

(Reblogged from elastaslastine)

just lost all interest in existence in like two hours and i don’t know why so thaat’s fun

today is pretty okay.

i joke about the fact that my ideal profession will make me poor a lot but like

if i can live somewhere with enough things happening that i can write about them, in a space with someone i care about and be able to have children and provide for them then iiiii don’t really care

littleharleythings:

i’m not a traditional witch

(Reblogged from elastaslastine)

(Source: satanictintfart)

(Reblogged from hi-custodian)
mayorluna:

rip luigi

mayorluna:

rip luigi

(Source: bellpincher)

(Reblogged from free-range-organic-sofa)

psiioniic:

lifes too short to pretend to hate pop music

(Reblogged from elastaslastine)
diseonfire:

thepfa:

nohetero:

scottthepilgrim:

which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them
in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever

That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.

Well that backfired spectacularly.

diseonfire:

thepfa:

nohetero:

scottthepilgrim:

which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them

in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever

That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.

Well that backfired spectacularly.

(Reblogged from elastaslastine)
(Reblogged from alwaysbraveandkindofrighteous)