December 2009
Drag Me To Hell
So like thirty minutes ago a fortune teller was like “To stop the Lamia, you must sacrifice an animal.” And the girl is like “No way.” So then this happens.
(Girl has just been like thrown around her room by invisible forces. She goes and picks up a knife.)
Me: Haha, she’s going to stab the Devil.
Girl: Here, kitty kitty.
Me: HOLY SHIT.
WatchLove.
I consider “faggot” pretty much as offensive as “nigger”. I hope my children are appalled that my generation had no problem using it to describe gay people, and just as a generalized insult to anyone.
I hate these things.
- People who use grenade launchers in CODMOD2 for all situations. If there is a group of like 6 people, yes. But don’t fucking shoot me with it if I am alone.
- People who thermal snipe on CODMOD2. Yaay you can hit giant white blobs that enter your vision. We are all proud.
- People who camp on CODMOD2. If you are looking out a window shooting people who walk into the street, you are...
People don't have Nickelback on their iPods do...
(via shmessie)
I have almost every Nickelback album on my iPod. I am not proud of this fact.
“They say pink eye comes from poo particles, but nigger, fuck that, pink eye...”
– Black guy on Xbox Live.
Oh my god ACT.
So I got a 31 on the ACT. I was like “alright, that’s cool. Pretty good score.”
Then I was looking online at MU ACT requirements. Not that I want to go there, I just wanted an idea of what a 31 meant. That led me to a list of well-known schools general ACT enrollment scores.
HARVARD’S AVERAGE ACT COMPOSITE IS 31-35.
I realize this means nothing, plus I did crap on the...
I keep telling myself I am getting off of CODMOD2.
I am a liar.
Me: Can I go to IHOP with Jessie and Andy?
Mom: You are not going out with a novice driver. Also, it is 9:00 PM and cold outside.
Me: ...but Jeani is a novice driver. She drives me everywhere.
Mom: I don't care.
I’m getting better at the whole “staying awake until 5 in the morning” thing. Goodnight.
CODMOD2
Me: HOLY CRAP YES I WENT 23-10.
Jeani: Yeah, I don't know what that means.
Me: I got 23 kills and died 10 times. That's really good.
Jeani: Okay, whatever.
Me: You should play this sometime.
Jeani: Okay, I guess I could.
Me: Wait, no, you can't. I only have this one file and I don't want you to mess up my kill/death spread.
Jeani: ...so you're saying I suck.
Me: Mostly.
Just realized that for the second consecutive year I have not had a birthday party.
Jeani’s present is so freaking awesome. I am reminded of the teapot from The Office.
Story!
I was listening to Bearbot on thesixtyone, because Bearbot is awesome. The chorus of Back In Your Head was sampled. I think to myself, “that song is awesome.” Two weeks later, I am looking for music I want, come to Tegan and Sara, and click that song. Cue amazement.
Top 5 movies.
1. Pulp Fiction
2. Die Hard
3. Garden State
4. 500 Days of Summer
5. Raising Arizona
No one here is going to sympathize with my plight but I do not care. I spent 4 hours last night learning how to work a DOS emulator called DOSbox so that I could play this highly lauded game called System Shock. I finally learn how to make the damn thing work.
THE CONTROLS ARE SO TERRIBLE.
This is a first person shooter for the computer. To me, that means:
- WASD movement controls. This is just...
Silent Hill 2.
I can’t do it. I literally cannot play this game. I commend it on it’s atmosphere, since that is what is stopping me from continuing.
Let me reiterate this. A 10 year old game on the PS2 is terrifying me so badly that I cannot continue playing it anymore. Let me tell you some things.
-Outdoor levels (well, the one outdoor level I’ve been to, since I am scared to death) are...
Japanese horror: It’s scarier to make you imagine what you might see rather than show it to you.
American horror: RAWR I HAVE CHAINSAWS FOR ARMS
When I cough or laugh or sneeze I go into an intense burst of pain caused by being tackled repeatedly into the ground by Jason and Henson.
500 Days of Summer continues to be a wonderful movie.
WIN.
(Thread titled: Still a tad racist?)
IMDB idiot: I don't want anyone yelling and screaming at me and calling me personally racist, But does anyone else think it's a bit annoying that disney's first black princess turns into a frog?
Other guy: The first white Disney princess was temporarily murdered. Goodness, just what kind of message was Disney trying to send with that?!
What am I going to do.
I’m in breakdown mode about my future again. I have like no skills. What am I going to do for a job? I rock at English, but I cannot think of a single job using writing and reading skills that I would not absolutely hate.
“Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always...”
– W.C. Fields.
More problems I have.
I need people to like me. I have an incredibly strong need for people to like me. I have discussed that problem here already though, but there is another related problem I have.
I generally agree with anything anyone says, staying in line with the above. However, sometimes two people I know have different opinions on something. What do I do? For some reason, I have previously believed the answer...
Sorry.
I should have stood up.
I should have said something.
I should have done a lot of things.
I shouldn’t have just let it happen slowly.
I have no excuses.
I shouldn’t get forgiveness.
It's a thinking night.
I was hoping it would be a sleeping night. That failed. I realized something that I wish I would have realized a long time ago. I’m going to try and start fixing it.
“So your Christmas is the same as mine, minus Jesus?”
– Laina.
Tsutomu Yamaguchi is Chuck Norris.
This guy got off a train in Hiroshima right as the first atomic bomb exploded. It fucked his shit up, and after a day in an air raid shelter half deaf and half blind, he decided to go home to FUCKING NAGASAKI. Where he was talking to his boss about atomic bombs WHEN ONE EXPLODED AGAIN.
He is still alive. He is ninety three years old. MAGIC.
An album I want.
Park Ave. - When Jamie Went To London…We Broke Up.
I cannot find any of their songs anywhere on the internet, but 30 second clips from iTunes lead me to believe they are awesome. Plus, two of the people went on to Tilly and the Wall, and Conor Oberst is…on drums for some reason. Anyway, they made one album, and then Jamie went to London…so they broke up.
Grades.
My grades are really good. I have 4 A’s, a B, a B-, and a C+. But the C+ is in Algebra II, and the B- is in IB Bio, so you know. WHATEVER.
“Poor Al Gore, global warming completely debunked via the very internet you...”
– Signature of a Rapture Ready forum member on whom sarcasm is so lost.
“It was all very well going on about pure logic and how the universe was ruled by...”
– Terry Pratchett, Discworld.
