January 2010
Stuff.
I find it so odd that while bad movies and video games are released all the time, it is rare for an album to be released and for critics to just overall say “that album is terrible”. I understand it at least with movies. People will still go see movies that are of low quality. See Epic Movie, for example. But not many people will buy a video game if they know it sucks, but purely...
“I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV...”
– Albert Einstein.
Scott Roeder.
Scott Roeder is a terrible human being. He shot Dr. George Tiller in his church, point blank in the face, killing him, because he is an abortion doctor. He argues that he has no regrets and that “I did what I thought was needed to be done to protect the children”.
1. Fuck you. You shot a man point blank in the face in his church. Fuck you.
2. You say abortion should not be legal even...
I have no idea what the fuck Jersey Shore is. I am vaguely aware of a man named “The Situation” who talks about his abs. But this is from a Cracked article. So I’m not sure.
Naz: Oh my god that cookie was like 6 kinds of chocolate. So good. Like an orgasm in my mouth.
Me: Chocogasm?
Naz: Yes.
Me: That would be a great name for a candy bar.
Naz: Especially if it had like...cream filling and stuff.
Me: ...no. Semen is like the number one thing to avoid reminding people of while eating.
Naz: What if it was like a dickular shape?
Me: You made that word up. That cannot be a real word.
Avatar is officially the highest grossing movie of all time. Unadjusted for inflation, of course.
Also, here’s the greatest thing ever, and something I am looking forward to.
FRIDAY FEBRUARY 12TH: NO SCHOOL
SATURDAY FEBRUARY 13TH: NO SCHOOL
SUNDAY FEBRUARY 14TH: NO SCHOOL
MONDAY FEBRUARY 15TH: NO SCHOOL.
That is two four day weeks IN A ROW, with a four day weekend in the middle.
I seriously want to start cursing less. Not helped by the fact that I said “fuck” at least 200 times while waiting in the cold for the bus this morning.
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I would like to throw out that until I just went out and was Wikipediaing things, I thought Mary Magdalene was the mother of Jesus. Hmm.
“But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity...”
– Mark Twain.
So today me and Jeani were fighting over the radio in her car and I hit her hand and knocked her phone into her face. Like, hard. I began laughing incredibly hard. It was not the best reaction.
House of Leaves
This book is hurting my brain. I will talk about it more when (if) I finish it.
One year.
I go through media in cycles based on genre. I’m on a B-movie cycle for films, indie pop/techno cycle in music, and survival horror cycle for video games. So odd.
What happened to Tumblarity?
I miss having an arbitrary indicator of my self-worth.
I hate politics.
The Democrats threw up a terrible candidate to attempt to preserve their super majority. The Republicans came back with a fairly liberal conservative who is gaining support entirely based upon his promise to vote against health care.
Silent Hill 2. (Part 2)
Me: Oh crap, there's more doors.
Jeani: Most of them will be locked.
Me: But one will be open.
Jeani: The third one, I bet. Remember, rule of three?
Me: Haha, very funny.
*the third door opens*
Me: Fuck you.
*loud cutscene begins*
Jeani/Me: AHHHHH
Me: I accidentally skipped the cutscene in my terror. Sorry.
Jeani: Get online and look it up.
Me: Already am.
*we turn on the cutscene*
Me: Oh, more of those mannequin things. Grea-WHAT THE FUCK.
Jeani: WHAT THE HELL.
Me: IS HE-
Jeani: I THINK HE-
Me: HE'S RAPING THEM. THAT JUST HAPPENED.
Jeani: What the hell are we playing.
Silent Hill 2. (Part 1)
Me: So there's this part where this thing crawls out from under a van. You will jump.
Jeani: I will not.
*time passes*
Me: SHIT there it was. You just jumped.
Jeani: I screamed. I did not jump.
i wonder...
ellenspeaksspanish:
i wonder why boys text you.
why? is it because they’re thinking about you? sitting at home thinking about you and so they text you. or were they texting like 5 other people and decided to text you also? or did they accidentally text you? and then, if they were thinking about you, was it because they like you? or is it just because they are thinking that you are friends and...
Top 5 movies.
I may have done this before. Don’t care.
1. Die Hard. This was the first R rated movie I believe I ever saw. I have watched it at least 15 times. It is the greatest action movie ever, and I can quote the whole damn thing.
“I wanted this to be professional, efficient, adult, cooperative. Not a lot to ask. Alas, your Mr. Takagi did not see it that way… so he won’t be...
Gyromite fail.
Gyromite has no reward for beating level 40. It just starts over…again. So no picture.
I woke up at 7 to go feed the neighbor dogs. I cannot go back to sleep once I have exited my bed. Weekend fail.
Magic Bullet
Faux Australian Man: What is the worst job you have to do in the kitchen?
His wife: And almost every meal starts with it!
Old Woman: Chopping garlic!
Why do I not sleep.
Why. Why am I this way.
Dante's Inferno THE GAME
All I know about this game is the first boss is DEATH.
You literally fight Death. You steal his fucking scythe, and he begs for his life. THEN YOU CUT HIM IN FUCKING HALF.
So today Mrs. Pabon is like “Trevor, you are making pineapple upside down cake.” So I was like, okay. I went home, went shopping, got cake mix, brown sugar, eggs, coconut flakes, pineapple slices, cherries, and went home. I spend like 30 minutes getting it ready and put it in the oven to bake. 25 minutes later I take it out and the inside is still just batter. So I throw it away, and...
Perspective.
I whine sometimes. I don’t like school, it’s cold outside, I have math homework. Oh no, my life is so terrible.
There was just a 7.0 earthquake in Haiti. There are likely thousands and thousands people dead. It essentially hit a huge shanty town, so now the incredibly poor and destitute people have no homes, assuming they still have their lives.
I feel content with my math homework...
CASTLEVANIA GO
Next up, Super C.
“Every time I walk by a spy shop, I think ‘I need to put some surveillance...”
– Mitch Hedberg.
“I opened-up a yogurt, underneath the lid it said, ‘Please try again’...”
– Mitch Hedberg.
George Carlin is the best comedian of all time. Followed by Mitch Hedberg.
“HITLER HAD THE RIGHT IDEA. HE WAS JUST AN UNDERACHIEVER.”
– Bill Hicks. Yes, in all caps.
Bill Hicks is also a terrifying, terrifying man.
I love Bill Hicks.
Cold. Weather. Does. Not. Mean. Global. Warming. Does. Not. Exist.
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Watch this video. Click the video response below. I am legitimately scared.
Also, I want to read House of Leaves.
Slender Man Mythos
Really getting into this, it’s creepy as hell. Oh my god how I would love to organize something like this.